I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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