glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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