in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
North Korea, Best Korea!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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