i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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