I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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