Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I could fuck to npr.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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