I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
