Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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