I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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