At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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