I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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