The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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