Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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