never play flip cup with pint glasses
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
