I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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