White coat. Heels.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
