It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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