I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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