Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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