Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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