They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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