i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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