Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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