i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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