hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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