Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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