You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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