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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The adults are the big ones right?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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