Actions speak louder than pants.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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