I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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