Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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