We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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