Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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