I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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