dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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