A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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