So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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