Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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