She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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