Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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