I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
do herpes really smell.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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