Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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