I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
