it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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