Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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