before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's blow job season.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
