sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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