remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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what are you doing with your life
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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