really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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