we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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